Oh my heck, Korihor. HA!

I swear over all good things in the Earth that this is not my creation, but man is that funny.

Link 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilda_Conkling

Link 2: http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/1612

Link 3: http://oldpoetry.com/oauthor/show/Hilda_Conkling

Oh, Tuly, I love that part too. --Frodo walks slowly away from the safe corner. Gondorian Rangers are still running about, defending their stations.-- Sam : What are you doing? Where are you going?! --Slow motion: Frodo walks up some stairs and stands on a bridge. A Nazgûl on a Fell beast eme...

It is the duty of nations as well as of men to show their dependence on the overruling power of God...But, we have forgotten God. It makes me think of the scripture, in that wonderful section in the Doctrine and Covenants about thanksgiving: And in nothing doth man offend God, or against none is...

ME ME ME!!! (I'm in)

Tuly, I am flattered at the plattered. (Plattitudes.) I too thought that was genuis. HA HA! LOL at myself. Wait, but I think I'm somehow breaking the rules. Hmm... Favorites? I loved listening to Guido (ACH am i spelling his name right?) play the old piano, when I was young, at our...

ah ha ha ha!!!

Alex killed me...I'd forgotten to pay attention to the board. I was the mafia!!!

And somehow I died. This has me totally confused.

Dear Steve, Ian, everybody, I think I'm spent! I have decided that it's just too much. It sounds like we will never come to any kind of agreement in our differences, and, frankly, there are just things that are more important to me. It isn't that I've conceded the point; I actually feel more r...

Another Wilford story, from Chapter 19 in the manual (an abbreviated version): Brigham: "Have ye any ponies?" W.W.: "I doth. Two." Brigham: "Wilt thou give them up?" W.W. (hesitatingly): "I doth do. Have them." Brigham: "Than I shalt give thee t...

And you, my darling, so cute, so innocent. Could it be YOU?! Incidentally, no bars held here: I am the detective, and I have learned that it *is* Emma. This came to me by accident, as the moderator, AHEM, didn't know how to moderate correctly and just kind of dumped the information into my lap....

Let it be known: I am *NOT* the mafia.

'Tis pretty easy to make out the word "c1tizen" or whatever it says there...BUBBA!

And since it's now acceptable to use lengthy quotes from General Authorities: Elder Oaks, "The Dedication of a Lifetime," CES Fireside for Young Adults, May 1, 2005. The explanation I gave that man is the same explanation I give to you if you feel you are an exception to what I have s...

... It is not intended that these ideas be unduly prescriptive , but youth should carefully consider how to apply the doctrine... ...This is not to be interpreted that the Church approves of R-rated or any other inappropriate movies. It is simply a recognition that there is increasingly great ris...

Steve said, in a post that I intended to respond to awhile back, but couldn't for the sake of work... Bottom line, I think it's just a matter of whether we listen to the will of the Lord through the prophets, or if we heed the personal feelings of a few on this discussion board. It would be con...