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by King Noah
Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Black and White
Replies: 82
Views: 24587

Re: Black and White

Yes, I'm sure most, if not all, of the family will agree with your rubbish about black and white. And yet, from this gilded throne (from the throne mind you, not even from that magnificent tower I had built), I can plainly see all the colors of the rainbow. Perhaps you're all simply lacking perspect...
by King Noah
Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Church Discipline
Replies: 18
Views: 4846

Re: Church Discipline

Shhhhh, shhhhhh, you try too hard, my dear. Not another word, shhhhh. Hush now. I want to hear how the rest of this plays out, and your high-pitched whining gives me indigestion. It just isn't becoming of a lady. I do appreciate your intentions, though. I really do. Guards, seize her.
by King Noah
Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Eagle Scouts - Boy scouts of America
Replies: 49
Views: 18241

Re: Eagle Scouts - Boy scouts of America

Ah, what's this? Why, this doesn't look like an official award at all. That being the case, I'd be willing to issue my own award to anyone who wants one without having to fulfill those difficult requirements. And I'll do it for only $3.25 + shipping and handling!
by King Noah
Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Education Philosophies
Replies: 57
Views: 10198

Re: Education Philosophies

What absolute gibberish, Ian! If a child were not meant to compete for gold in our glorious global economy, what, pray tell, are they to do? I grow weary of all the moaning and groaning in this thread. Hush all slothful mouths and get back to work on those standardized tests I ordered...my leopards ...
by King Noah
Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:47 pm
Forum: Books
Topic: Clayton M. Christensen
Replies: 3
Views: 1498

Re: How Will You Measure Your Life? by Clayton Christensen

...and I shall measure my life by the number of souls drinking my fine tea! Indeed, Ian, you are an utter failure! If not for your health, do it for your favorite wicked king!
by King Noah
Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Do you believe in Santa?
Replies: 119
Views: 52212

Re: Do you believe in Santa?

Favorite "guests" did you say? Tee hee. It's adorable how you think of me as a visitor in my own court. Quite adorable. Heeheeheehee.

Guards, seize her.
by King Noah
Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hedonism
Replies: 4
Views: 1918

Re: Hedonism

Tut, tut. Why do we waste so much talking on such long, boring words? Hedo-blah-blah-blah. Like other members of this droll forum, I've not posted on here in months, and that suits us just fine! Participate in a family discussion? Pah, I'd rather be petting my jaguar. Call a sister and see how she's...
by King Noah
Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Read This If You Have Been Offended Here
Replies: 10
Views: 3015

Re: Read This If You Have Been Offended Here

I find this subject altogether insulting and ridiculous. I, for one, will never return to this forum. I hope you're all happy.
by King Noah
Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: R-rated Movies
Replies: 133
Views: 50314

Re: R-rated Movies: STEP BY STEP

If the prophet were to tell us "Do not see opera," that would be lovely advice. But surely he wouldn't actually mean we shouldn't see any opera. Otherwise, he would have worded it "Do not see any opera, none, zero, zilch, never ever, not even you, that guy reading this later on a foru...
by King Noah
Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This Website
Replies: 140
Views: 46777

Re: This Website

Gold, haha, yes! Gold!
by King Noah
Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Presidential Hopefuls
Replies: 185
Views: 37936

Re: Presidential Hopefuls

Ha ha, yes! Jolly good! It reminds me of that pretty song my priests sang to me on my birthday. I would give up all four of my pet leopards for a few of those children in my royal choir!
by King Noah
Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:55 pm
Forum: Videos
Topic: Der Erlkönig
Replies: 9
Views: 3099

Der Erlkönig

Not a huge fan of the artistic quality? You insult me, sir! Guards!!
by King Noah
Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Face cards
Replies: 7
Views: 2401

Face cards

Oh tut tut! A lovely game of Texas Hold 'em never hurt a soul! If you can't take the heat, stay out of the Poker Parlor I always say! As for me and my house--all antes in!
by King Noah
Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I won!
Replies: 11
Views: 3701

I won!

A noble choice, Edward. Captain America? Pffft.